Biscuit Fest - A Tribute To Split Lip Rayfield, Jazz Fest and Biscuits! (EGGS!)

lyrics by Ariel, Genevieve and Split Lip

guitar by Ariel

Thanks Garage band!

Biscuit Fest Lyrics



Which weekend do you come to town

for Jazz Fest?

Which weekend do I come to town

for Jazz Fest?

Which weekend do I come my dear?

I thought were already here!

this weekend, for Jazz Fest, so fun!



Let’s go to Pal’s and have a drink 

this friday

Let’s go to Pal’s and have a drink, 

it’s this way

it’s that way

Why there so many white folks tonight?

‘cause I am here and It’s alright,

this weekend, for jazz fest, so fun!



,How many biscuits you can you eat this morning

this mornin

How many biscuits you can you eat this morning

this mornin

How many biscuits can you eat 

17 with a ham of meat.. this mornin for breakfast this 

so good!



Which kind pie do we want to eat 

for pearl jam?

Which kind of pie has no wheat

for pearl jam?

Which kind of pie do you want to eat?

All the pies look pretty EGGS (keep refrigerated)

??? WHAT ??? for Pearl Jam,( this jazz fest, so fun.)



I’m freaking out there’s a roach in your drink

at this bar

Can you believe there’s a roach in my drink

at this bar?

Can you believe there’s a roach in here?

He’s cuter than the guy servin’ up our beer

the Ramblin Letters with mike millet, so hot.



How many biscuits can you eat this morning

this mornin

How many biscuits can you eat this morning

this mornin

How many biscuits can you eat 

{slow} 17 and a crispy treat.. this mornin for breakfast this 

so good!



[[EGG DANCE]]



Cuz tell me all your crazy thoughts 

by the tiki

Cuz tell me all your crazy thoughts 

by the tiki

Cuz tell me all your crazy thoughts

<I’ve been pondering the spiritual implications of sustaining consciousness in a city that could be swallowed by nature at any moment>

Crazy thoughts, by the tiki, so deep.



Why’d this man just grab my ass

by the piano?

by the piano?

Why’d this man just grab my ass

by the piano?

by the piano?

Why’d this man just grab my ass?

He’s a married man, that’s rather crass

At a piano bar, on Bourbon, so drunk.



How many biscuits can we eat this mornin?

This mornin

How many biscuits can we eat this mornin?

This mornin

How many biscuits can there be?

{slow} we’ll wash em down with a cup of tea

this mornin for breakfast so good.



[[EGG DANCE]]



Piano man what brings you to 

our planet?

Piano man what brings you to 

our planet?

I’m not from Venus or the Moon

I’ve come to play a magic tune

Piano man named Mike Hood, so Good

<Yeah you right>



Why is your car breakin down 

on Broad St?

Why is my car breakin down 

on Broad St?

why’s my car so poorly made?

‘cause mercury’s in retrograde

Call tow truck, my poor car, so dead.



How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

How many biscuits before court

{slow} as many as will fit in my ford escort.

This mornin for breakfast so good



Why these kids harrassin us 

at the Chevoron?

Why these kids harrassin us 

at the Chevoron?

They’re bangin on the car to be let in,

Let’s go see Van Morrison

Big Thank You, To Anna, so cool.



Yesterday they were out of coconut pie

Yesterday they were out of cocoNUT pie,

Let’s go to the stand and give it a shot,

OMG that’s all they got!

Coconut pie, coconut pie, so yum.



How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

As many as I am able

{slow} so long as Xela’s not on the table

this morning for breakfast so good!



[[EGG DANCE]]





How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

How many biscuits can you eat this morning?

This mornin

17 with a ham of meat

THIS MORNIN FOR BREAKFAST SO GOOD!

THIS WEEKEND FOR JAZZ FEST, SO GOOD!